"I am a procrastinator. I’m the worst procrastinator of all time. They did a story on me in my high school yearbook where — and this is so ridiculous — the yearbook committee went around to teachers and said, “Do you have a student in your class that’s the biggest procrastinator?” I guess my name got brought up the most, so they decided to do a story on me. They were like, “What is your biggest procrastinator story?” I’m like, “I’ll think about it.” And then they kept asking me, “We gotta get this story.” And I ended up never getting it to them so that ended up being the story."